Never let your neighbour play Pokémon GO. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026
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Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026
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What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Weather Day! 33 jokes for a rainy day! 25 January 2026
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What kinda fancy footwear does Mr. Peanut wear? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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The Death Star runs on Mac OS. Darth Vader noticed the entire system was freezing up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Where does Walmart keep their Terminator toys? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Why was James Bond never in the office? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National DJ Day! Scratch these 46 dad jokes! 20 January 2026
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What do you call Jack Sparrow's fitness channel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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National Good Memory Day! 34 memorable dad jokes! 19 January 2026
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Before he was an actor Tom Cruise was a vampire hunter, but he got fired. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Why can’t Popeye’s enemies ever predict whether he’s bought spinach? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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What is it called when Snoop Dogg wins at gambling? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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National Dragon Day! 24 jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2026
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What did Tom Hanks do when he was on set in the wilderness and he needed to go to the toilet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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National Hat Day! 26 mad hatter jokes! 15 January 2026
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What do Titanic and the 6th sense have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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It is hard to be a comedian in Germany... (+18 more dad jokes!)
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Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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What do you call a fight between Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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National Pharmacist Day! 28 dad jokes to cure what ails ya! 12 January 2026
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Who does Beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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The scarecrow was the best character in The Wizard of Oz. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Why are people often confused between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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National Dancing Day! 42 dad jokes to groove to! 09 January 2026
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Did you hear about the new pop star sensation with the very hairy eyelids? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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What is a fly’s least favorite piece of clothing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Fart Day! 42 smelly dad jokes! 07 January 2026
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Its over Anakin! cried Obi-Wan, I have the high ground! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Smith Day! 41 forged dad jokes! 06 January 2026
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I called the dentist today with a royal problem. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Bird Day! 29 tweetable dad jokes! 05 January 2026
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I ordered a wookiee steak. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Spaghetti Day! Don't go pasta these 33 dad jokes! 04 January 2026
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What did Stevie Wonder say when his first wife asked for a divorce? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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How do you make an Impressionist sandwich? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Best of Breaking News - December 2025
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You know they say Einstein was the smartest person that ever lived. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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From what I heard, it seems like there is always a slip up at Times Square on December 31st. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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1,001 Dad Jokes! Your Yearly Mega Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! 2025 Wrapped!
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Batman could tell it was spring. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Bacon Day! 17 crispy dad jokes! 30 December 2025
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What do you call a Green Day fan from the US? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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